What Gets Senator Siplin's Knickers in a Twist

This is for real.  This is what we’re paying our lawmakers to do.  Tackle the real issues.  Like the “indecent wearing of underwear”.  Don’t know about you, but I’ve long been troubled by the vulgarity of people’s “exposed covered sexual organs”, and I think it is high time we start locking these indecent panty-pushers up.  Sure, prosecuting these dangerous offenders will cost those of us who proudly wear our pants and pay our taxes substantially more than the $50 fine Joe Boxer will be paying.  But can you really put a price on the deep sense of security that accompanies the knowledge that all the exposed asses in Florida will be finally be confined to the Capitol? J I have included the text of this important piece of legislative genius for your reading enjoyment. 

 

Hope you have a great day!

Amanda   

 

PS. And remember, if you’re planning to expose your covered sexual organs today, just make sure it’s done in a decent, non-vulgar manner.  I’d recommend a Speedo. Those have always been the epitome of taste and sophistication.   

 

 

 

Florida Senate - 2005                                  Senate Bill  SB 2260

 

    By Senator Siplin

     19-1538A-05

 

  1                      A bill to be entitled

 

  2         An act relating to the indecent wearing of

 

  3         below-waist underwear; creating s. 800.035,

 

  4         F.S.; providing that a person may not expose

 

  5         below-waist underwear in a specified manner;

 

  6         providing criminal penalties; providing an

 

  7         effective date.

 

  8 

 

  9  Be It Enacted by the Legislature of the State of Florida:

 

10 

 

11         Section 1.  Section 800.035, Florida Statutes, is

 

12  created to read:

 

13         800.035  Exposure of undergarments.--

 

14         (1)  A person may not wear and expose below-waist

 

15  underwear in a public place in a manner that exposes or

 

16  exhibits one's covered or uncovered sexual organs in a vulgar

 

17  and indecent manner.

 

18         (2)  A person who violates this section commits a

 

19  misdemeanor of the second degree, punishable as provided in s.

 

20  775.082 or s. 775.083, but the term of imprisonment may not

 

21  exceed 10 days and the fine may not exceed $50 by ticket.

 

22         Section 2.  This act shall take effect July 1, 2005.

 

23 

 

24            *****************************************

 

25                          SENATE SUMMARY

 

26    Provides that a person may not wear and expose

      below-waist underwear in a manner that exposes or

27    exhibits one's covered or uncovered sexual organs.

      Provides criminal penalties.