Got this forward today from Jimmy. Made me smile. Go ahead and laugh! It's at least a little funny, I don't care who you are.
The 23rd Qualm
Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests. He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness; he restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for Bush is in office.
His tax cuts for the rich and his media control, they discomfort me.
He preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of my religion. He anointest my head with foreign oil my health insurance runneth out.
Surely, megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of his term.
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
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